Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
Just brought out that old CCM hockey helmet. The one covered in sharpie penises with "DRUNK BUCKET" written across the front. The number of tally marks / initials from tonight's drunk stunts alone is equal parts inspiring and alarming.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
