just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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