My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
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