If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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