Taylor Swift is so right about you.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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