i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize
