scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
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