Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
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