I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
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