I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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