I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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