she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
Randomize