And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
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