My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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