Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
Stop bringing these fucking whores home with you. If I have to fight over the remote with a bleach blonde idiot wanting to watch the hills reruns one more time I'm pissing in your shampoo.
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
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