Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
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