That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
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