I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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