I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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