Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
i don't like sucking hair
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
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