That's intense
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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