There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
I'm telling everyone at work the mark on my neck is a hickey but really I was taking a shit while straightening my hair and burned myself
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
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