So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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