Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
just imagine me sitting naked on a toilet with a fully-clothed dude i havent seen in 2 years, trying to make normal conversation except that im covered in blood and he's helping wipe me down while i try not to pass out because blood makes me NERVOUS. And he's apologizing and i'm apologizing.
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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