Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
Help me help you realize you are a moron
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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