i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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