he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
I don't know when it is this year, but if I ever text you an illegible text that also happens to contain sharks, Shark Week started.
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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