so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
i came on her dog
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
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