so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
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