Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
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