Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
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