my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
I think people are normalizing furries
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
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