I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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