oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
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