..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
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