i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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