I woke up at 11 this morning in my car parked in front of the bar.
I know, I tried to wake you up, but I couldnt. So I walked home
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
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