Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
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