I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
Randomize
