I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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