I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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