i don't like sucking hair
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
it's like iHOP with fire
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
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