She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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