Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
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