Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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