If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
I have fence marks all over my body
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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