If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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