So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
the new term for farting is butt boxing.
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
You were plastered and wouldn't stop telling this hot girl about your plan to graffiti a church in easter colored spray-paint saying that Jesus was a Zombie... she kept saying her father was a pastor...
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
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