You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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