ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
I picked my nose. Flicked it. I heard it hit something. Next thing I know, it's floating around in my wine glass.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
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