Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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