we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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