you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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