How'd it feel making her break her religion?
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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