your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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