oh god the rape fog is back!
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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