HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
And the cops told us we were all naked.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
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