a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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